Homestuck | Supernatural | Adventure Time | Pokemon | Furry | Gravity Falls | Dude, that’s my ghost! | TMNT (2012 series)
WHEN DID I TAKE THIS AND WHY
REMEMBER WHO U R
"I KNOW WHO U R"
The meatballs have been a success.
I can make it out in the world
Jeg laver svenske kotbullar til aftensmaden.
Watch me fail and set the kitchen on fire.
Political and sj junk on my dash.
No more tumblr for today. Goodbye. I’m not putting up with any more negativity, I got enough.
Guess who just made his first successful caramel sauce and DIDN’T burn it???
That’s right. This motherfucker.
that awkward moment when you see your friends hanging out and they didn’t invite you:
I stayed home from school today.
I didn’t sleep well and I feel too shitty to focus on anything.
Besides…password protecting folders isn’t hard to do.
I’ll pop onto Papa Rat and answer some asks.
To all the people that don’t like this incarnation of Splinter, who think that he can’t love the turtles or accept them 100% because he was once human and had a human baby consider this:
He was a man that lived in Japan, a place that has some DELICIOUS food. I mean, YUM! Then he moved to New York, WHICH ALSO HAS AMAZING FOOD! And you know he has probably eaten a lot of delicious food from both places.
But! Once he took the turtles under his wing (arm..claw?) and raised them as his sons, he ate worms and algae for 15 years.
WORMS AND ALGAE..FOR FIFTEEN YEARS! COMING FROM A MAN WHO KNEW GOOD FOOD! Not a rat that was raised on rat food and scrounged around the sewer after coming to NY before mutating. A MAN eating live worms and slimy algae for 15 years and god knows what other gross shit Mikey made from sewage…. to keep his boys safe! To keep them safe from humans, and from Saki. His worst fear is Shredder finding them and losing them in general.
….I mean….It’s not even prepared as a weird delicacy, probably just raw, heated..not even very heated since the worms are still freaking alive and wiggling all over the plate! Mikey I know that pot was for show, don’t lie! That shit was raw.
He wants no revenge, just to be a family with his sons.
That is love people! LOVE! Dedication and love! I don’t know many people who would eat sewage to protect their adopted young.
He teaches them, nurses them from injuries, protects them, saves them, risks his life for them, disciplines them, worries for them, gives them independence, support and individuality, has patience with them, shelters them, feeds them, had to CONSIDER turning human again, and ATE ALGAE AND WORMS FROM THE SEWER!
#$%^& ALL OF YOU THAT SAYS HE DOESN’T LOVE THOSE TURTLES!
HAPPY FATHER’S DAY SPLINTER! HAPPY #$&*ING FATHER’S DAY! *drops mic*